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No One Works Here · Dramatis Personae
who is in the room · who is on the other end

The
Cast

Every named actor in the simulation, grouped by organization. Keep this in front of you while the activity runs.

your company

Vanguard Bio-Synthetics

Multi-billion-dollar supplier of fragrance bases to the world's luxury houses. HQ Cologny, Switzerland. Plants in Grasse, Mysore, Madagascar.

  • YouExecutive Deputy

    $10M unilateral authority. Report to the CEO. Everything that lands in the next nine hours lands on you.

  • Dieter VossChief Executive Officer

    Mid-Atlantic, phone off for the next nine hours. Author of the off-the-record #exec-private Slack thread that proposes the "Consultation Fee" workaround.

  • The ChairmanChairman of the Board (name withheld)

    Maximilian Thorne's godfather. Will not survive a public Le Monde piece. Voss is steering around him.

  • Beatrice de WildeGeneral Counsel

    Owner of POL-REFUND-001 — the strict no-refund policy and the 4% artistic-tolerance threshold. Voss is explicitly trying to keep her off the paper trail.

  • YvesMaster Distiller, Grasse

    Twenty-six-year apprenticeship friend of Henri Beauchamp. Henri publicly defends him in a private side-email despite the breach.

the customer

Maison Thorne

Fourth-generation French luxury perfume house. Comité Colbert member. The world's most litigious luxury maison.

  • Maximilian Augustin ThorneFounder, Chairman & CEO (4th generation)

    Eleven supplier lawsuits in five years. Nine settled. Two ongoing. Zero lost. Author of the 1,800-word manifesto.

  • Henri BeauchampMaster Perfumer (31 years with the house)

    The first nose on the contaminated batch. "Bears witness" at the bench. Sent the participant a private side-email defending Vanguard's Master Distiller.

  • Beatrice de la VigneGeneral Counsel, Maison Thorne

    CC'd on the manifesto. Per Voss's Slack: "loves a paper trail." (Not to be confused with Vanguard's General Counsel, also a Beatrice.)

  • Augustin Thornegreat-grandfather (deceased, 1898)

    Distilled the first Iris Pallida in the family cellar at the Thorne country house. Invoked throughout the manifesto.

  • The Le Monde journalistname withheld

    Daughter of a Provençal lavender farmer. Particularly keen interest in industrial contamination stories. On Thorne's speed dial after 17:00 CET.

Vanguard's insurance carrier — and the simulation's attacker

Helvetia Speciality

Vanguard's product-liability insurer (policy VBS-PROD-2024-7711). The visible source of email EM-004 — a routine-looking "Q2 Audit Checklist" that contains a prompt-injection payload buried in Section C.

exec-simulation.paulcheek.com · Cast list · Companion to No One Works Here by Paul Cheek · MIT Sloan